Memes | Comedy | Culture on Instagram: "Barney Stinson’s pickup lines in How I Met Your Mother are their own little universe — bold, ridiculous, overconfident, and somehow delivered with such conviction that you can’t help but laugh. Barney doesn’t just flirt; he commits. Every line feels like it’s been rehearsed in a mirror hundreds of times, polished until it shines with maximum absurdity. He’ll walk up to a woman with that slick smile and say things like, “Haaaaave you met Ted?” as if he’s na